Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I am a LEADER!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!
i am a leader....
Since primary...I mean kindergarden...u know why???
examples>>>
4 years old~TadikaXXXXXXXXX(name is protected)~classroom's chair
-a packet of maggie(u know the junk food)'s flavouring bag was opened and all the flavouring subtances is spread on the table.....-
child A:oh my god...my table's dirty...TEEAACHEEERRRR!!!!!!!!
Me:nononononono!!!i think we should clean up ourself!
child B:can we lick it???
Me:eeeeewwww!!!disgusting!!!
child A:teacher's gonna scold me.....sob....
Me:Okay!this is what we are going to do...we pick it up with our hand then we lick our hand!!!clean and clear!
child B:yeah horr...
Me:Lets do it!!!
*lick lick lick lick*
That day I was their hero...
thx to me...welcome!
8 years old~primary school~canteen
-an ant is floating in the currysoup-
Me:dun tell me u r going to drink that
friend A:well,I am...any problem?
Me:oh my god...
friend B:what???any problem???Its just an ant!
friend A:dun tell me its not clean or what...I ahve had enough from my mom...
Me:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friend B:are u SO clean???
Me:No!!!!!!!
friend A(drinking while talking):its not so bad,actually...
Me:I mean...an ant is SO DAMN healthy for human!!!right?duh!I should've drink the soup first!!!!!!!and u drank it!!!!!!!!
friend A(looking guilty):erm...sorry...u want a sip???
Me:erm...nxt time...the most healthy first sip is drank by u...its not memorable...I'll try myself next time...
friend B:COOL!!!I want too!!!!
friend A:I think ur right,this soup tastes very nice!!!!!!
12 years old~primary school~class chair
-I'm half asleep,teacher's teaching-
Me:damn tired.....u have a sweet???
friend A:no...YES I HAVE!!!!here u are..
Me:thx...eat eat eat.....
afetr that,everyone start eating sweet in class while teacher's teaching...I am so damn intelligent!!!!!!!!
HOORAY FOR ME!
1:49 PM
